Aussie challengers

Just as we were getting worried that Harmison's woeful entry might have scared away serious contenders, these beauties arrived in the Cow Corner inbox. All the way from Australia! Some good efforts, I'm sure you'll agree, but brace yourselves to behold the wonder of "Stevo."

First up Dave:


Jess - we thought you'd managed it. For a moment there we really thought we were going to have to send shoe whitener all the way round the world!? Nice try.


A noble effort from Nat.


But Stevo, Stevo, Stevo, Stevo... Good god man! This has got to be our favourite so far.


Don't worry - there's still plenty of shoe whitener. Will we have a winner before we sell it off?